So I broke my glasses…I know! My mother already gave me this whole speech on how I should be more careful and how everything should be put in a safe place. Personally I believe that I should just not after sitting on my glasses try to get them from under me without moving, I know! That was my bad! Any who so I went to Eye Mart Express because that’s where I bought them (and by “I” I mean my parents) so I get there and the place is packed, which just clarified any doubts I might have had on the whole creation vs. evolution debate because seriously if we are suppose to be ‘evolving’ how the hell can our vision be so shitty. Which also makes me think God has a really weird sense of humor with the whole making the world blind (well not really completely blind.) So anyways I get there and the place is packed so I walked in, signed in, and went to sit down so I could stare at myself on one of their super dirty mirrors. About 20 minutes passed and only one of the millions of people who were there had been helped, so I decided to stop staring at myself on the mirror and walk to the front desk to see why they were taking so long. The thing was that when I stood up I had like half of the millions of people staring at me, I’m not sure why, but I have a feeling that it had something to do with the 20 min straight I had spent staring at my own reflection. When I got up I felt a couple of eyes on me so I got super nervous and was unable to go make the eye mart express people hurry up, so I just switched seat which I’m pretty sure gave all the amount of evidence for those staring at me to be completely convinced that I was weird. About another 20 minutes went by and I was still sitting there (no longer looking at myself on the mirror) and finally they called my name, and like always did this weird face before attempting to say my name.
Here is our conversation:
Eye Mart Woman: Zarina Guerrero? (Insert a weird face here)
Me: Present!
Eye Mart Woman: (Gave me a weird smile, I’m pretty sure she hated me from there on)
How can I help you?
Me: I kind of broke my glasses. (I hand her the glasses)
Eye Mart Woman: (Looks at the glasses, looks up at me) We can’t fix them…
Me: I would try Oculus Reperum…
Eye Mart Woman: (A weird look, with a questioning smile)
Me: Harry Potter…
Eye Mart Woman: (laughs a little) Do you have a warranty?
Me: I think so…
Eye Mart Woman: What was your last name?
Me: Guerrero
Eye Mart Woman: (Comes back with my file) You do, let me go get you the frame.
Me: Oh no! I got it…Accio Frame!
Eye Mart Woman: (Wanting to get rid of me practically runs to get the frame)
After changing the lenses from one broken frame to the new one…
Eye Mart Woman: Here you go Miss Guerrero, try them on please.
Me: ( I put them on) Cool. Thanks I appreciate it.
Eye Mart Woman: No problem. Now if you could please sign the quill. (Smiles super big)
Me: (Smile my brilliant smile) No problem.
I love eye mart express, because they love Harry Potter.
I know this was a waste of your time, but I seriously don’t care…I just want you to know that I spent a trillion hours at eye mart express because glasses aren’t suppose to be left on couches for the asses to squished them.
That the lesson I learned this week.
I’ll leave you with this:
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
Friday, June 13, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
I will never speak about the seven deadly sins again!!
i'm finished...
finally...
i over did it though, i needed 5 sources and i used 15. it was suppose to be a 5 page paper but i wrote 7...
why not go out with a bang! last paper for a couple of months might as well enjoy it...
anywho, i should probably get some sleep. i need to study tomorrow for history.
have a good night kids...
finally...
i over did it though, i needed 5 sources and i used 15. it was suppose to be a 5 page paper but i wrote 7...
why not go out with a bang! last paper for a couple of months might as well enjoy it...
anywho, i should probably get some sleep. i need to study tomorrow for history.
have a good night kids...
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Oscar Wilde is sick
Ok so i'm in the process of writing my seven deadly sins essay, which i had already mention on a post bellow...
so i'm looking for quotes right, cuz im that kind of person who always starts her essays with the oh so typical:
"William James once said '....'" or "J.K. Rowling once said '...'" etc
i'm also the kind of person who wears sweater vests, but that's neither here nor there...
so i google "quotes on sin" and i got like a trillion hits, but i just go to the first option (which by the way i have recently found out how people make their websites be the first on the list) and among the first ones up pops WIlde...
now here me out, of course i heard and even read some material by oscar wilde (i was jack when reading the importance of being ernest out loud in my senior english class for god sakes! yeah i dont know why i ended up being a guy, but whatever i was the best fucking jack ever.) i remember the importance of being ernest being hilarious, but i dont think i payed much attention.
This guy was brilliant!
i'll just write some of his quotes i found the coolest...
“Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.”
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”
“If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
“The heart was made to be broken”
"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. "
etc...
he is brilliant look him up. i know what im getting next time i go to barns and noble...
anyway...
peace
so i'm looking for quotes right, cuz im that kind of person who always starts her essays with the oh so typical:
"William James once said '....'" or "J.K. Rowling once said '...'" etc
i'm also the kind of person who wears sweater vests, but that's neither here nor there...
so i google "quotes on sin" and i got like a trillion hits, but i just go to the first option (which by the way i have recently found out how people make their websites be the first on the list) and among the first ones up pops WIlde...
now here me out, of course i heard and even read some material by oscar wilde (i was jack when reading the importance of being ernest out loud in my senior english class for god sakes! yeah i dont know why i ended up being a guy, but whatever i was the best fucking jack ever.) i remember the importance of being ernest being hilarious, but i dont think i payed much attention.
This guy was brilliant!
i'll just write some of his quotes i found the coolest...
“Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.”
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”
“If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
“The heart was made to be broken”
"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. "
etc...
he is brilliant look him up. i know what im getting next time i go to barns and noble...
anyway...
peace
Talking about the greenhouse effect
I have my astronomy final in an hour...
just some fun facts:
the greenhouse effect occurs in venus, earth and mars.
venus has the highest albedo in our solar system (which is the milky way)
the myth of martians first came into excistence in the late 1800s and early 1900s because of channels seen on mars surface. Lowell and Schiaperelli were the ones who saw them, it turned out to be an optical illusion.
there are 3 places in the solar system where volcanic activity takes place: venus, earth and io (jupiter's satellite)
the oblateness of a planet is the meassure of how much the 3d shape of a planet departs from a perfect sphere.
mars' satellites are called phobos and deimos.
ganymede is the largest satellite in the solar system.
mercury lacks an atmoshpere. making it super hot by day and super cold at night.
neptunes rings are called adam's ring, leverrier ring and galle ring.
the center of all jovian planets are made of solid terrestrial core.
etc....
i swear if i dont pass this test, i will give up on life...
anyways i'll leave you with this:
if you're not to long, i will wait for you my entire life
just some fun facts:
the greenhouse effect occurs in venus, earth and mars.
venus has the highest albedo in our solar system (which is the milky way)
the myth of martians first came into excistence in the late 1800s and early 1900s because of channels seen on mars surface. Lowell and Schiaperelli were the ones who saw them, it turned out to be an optical illusion.
there are 3 places in the solar system where volcanic activity takes place: venus, earth and io (jupiter's satellite)
the oblateness of a planet is the meassure of how much the 3d shape of a planet departs from a perfect sphere.
mars' satellites are called phobos and deimos.
ganymede is the largest satellite in the solar system.
mercury lacks an atmoshpere. making it super hot by day and super cold at night.
neptunes rings are called adam's ring, leverrier ring and galle ring.
the center of all jovian planets are made of solid terrestrial core.
etc....
i swear if i dont pass this test, i will give up on life...
anyways i'll leave you with this:
if you're not to long, i will wait for you my entire life
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Desperate Attempt # 2 meets 7DS and Pictures
So in a desperate attempt to leave MySpace once and for all, I have decided to migrate my favorite part of it to a new location. I’m not saying that I am leaving MySpace anytime soon. I do believe that this will help me make the long transition a little bit more bearable, because I really don’t want to be one of those weird 40 year-olds with a MySpace. I mean seriously that’s lame.
Just so you know, I will probably not post anything regularly, but when I do I will probably post several things at once, because sometimes I have a lot of free time.
So to start this “Green House Effect” blog (which again has nothing to do with the green house effect, I was just reading about it for my astronomy class and decided it would be an awesome name for a blog) I will share with you something that’s on my mind.
The Seven Deadly Sins.
Yeah.
I’m actually not one of those crazy religious people (I do believe in God though), but I’m suppose to do a research paper for my English 1312 class and the teacher asked me to give her my topic and I know for a fact that she’s a crazy religious woman, so I was like I want to write about the seven deadly sins. She got super happy it was hilarious.
I’ve been reading about the though, and the more I read about them I realize that what I want to write about won’t make my religious teacher happy.
I mean don’t get me wrong. I see why they are considered capital sins, but I seriously doubt that anybody could avoid them.
For example, I am one of the most apathetic people I ever met. (Just for the record sloth, which is one of the seven deadly sins, has been translated as apathy) And no matter how much I might try to care about stuff, my apathy towards many things will never change. Even if I fake carrying God would know it is fake caring, which brings me to the point that I can’t change who I am or how I feel.
So how can we avoid them?
I see each one of the seven deadly sins (with the exception of Gluttony) as an emotion, something that we can’t help.
Do you see my dilemma?
Whatever, I’ll figure it out once I get started.
Also, I’m supposed to write a 5-6-page paper on a movie and how it relates to something a person has to go through. And I’ve watched movies like crazy and I still haven’t decided on a movie, of course I watched 3 of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen yesterday (Walk Hard, The Heartbreak Kid, and Prom Night) so I can see why I haven’t been able to pick a movie.
I’ve been thing of maybe writing it on “Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind”, “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium”, “Garden State”, “Elizabethtown”, or “Science of Sleep.”
I’m still open to suggestions though, so feel free to tell me.
What’s funny about it though is that all of them are about finding yourself through experiences such as: Love, Death, Friendship and well Gael Garcia Marquez. Ha Ha Ha.
I don’t know, but I’m off to watch Martian Child because its due back at 9 and I still haven’t showered so I have about 4 hours to do this.
Later.
Keep reading.
I’ll leave you with this:
“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.”
Just so you know, I will probably not post anything regularly, but when I do I will probably post several things at once, because sometimes I have a lot of free time.
So to start this “Green House Effect” blog (which again has nothing to do with the green house effect, I was just reading about it for my astronomy class and decided it would be an awesome name for a blog) I will share with you something that’s on my mind.
The Seven Deadly Sins.
Yeah.
I’m actually not one of those crazy religious people (I do believe in God though), but I’m suppose to do a research paper for my English 1312 class and the teacher asked me to give her my topic and I know for a fact that she’s a crazy religious woman, so I was like I want to write about the seven deadly sins. She got super happy it was hilarious.
I’ve been reading about the though, and the more I read about them I realize that what I want to write about won’t make my religious teacher happy.
I mean don’t get me wrong. I see why they are considered capital sins, but I seriously doubt that anybody could avoid them.
For example, I am one of the most apathetic people I ever met. (Just for the record sloth, which is one of the seven deadly sins, has been translated as apathy) And no matter how much I might try to care about stuff, my apathy towards many things will never change. Even if I fake carrying God would know it is fake caring, which brings me to the point that I can’t change who I am or how I feel.
So how can we avoid them?
I see each one of the seven deadly sins (with the exception of Gluttony) as an emotion, something that we can’t help.
Do you see my dilemma?
Whatever, I’ll figure it out once I get started.
Also, I’m supposed to write a 5-6-page paper on a movie and how it relates to something a person has to go through. And I’ve watched movies like crazy and I still haven’t decided on a movie, of course I watched 3 of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen yesterday (Walk Hard, The Heartbreak Kid, and Prom Night) so I can see why I haven’t been able to pick a movie.
I’ve been thing of maybe writing it on “Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind”, “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium”, “Garden State”, “Elizabethtown”, or “Science of Sleep.”
I’m still open to suggestions though, so feel free to tell me.
What’s funny about it though is that all of them are about finding yourself through experiences such as: Love, Death, Friendship and well Gael Garcia Marquez. Ha Ha Ha.
I don’t know, but I’m off to watch Martian Child because its due back at 9 and I still haven’t showered so I have about 4 hours to do this.
Later.
Keep reading.
I’ll leave you with this:
“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.”
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