Friday, September 5, 2008
Wake up Exhausted
I kind of love Alkaline Trio and I love Tegan and Sara this made me happy...
Tegan looks freakishly like Sara in this video(most of you are like they are twins genius! but you can tell them apart), she lost weight.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
UTEP Library Epiphanies
I'm sitting at the UTEP library. I'm on the fourth floor sitting on the desk I have occupied almost every day since I started at UTEP. This desk for some unknown reason has a carved cartoon picture of a naked lady with huge boobs, every day I come to the library for some strange reason I always sit on this desk. I don't find it either funny or wrong, but for some undefined reason I find comfort in this desk naked lady and all.
I was thinking about it today, and it dawned on me that every time I come to the library my desk is unoccupied. It got me thinking about my desks past. I know I'm going there. I wonder what happen to my desk previous occupant. This person might have already graduated, or might have been expelled for vandalizing school property. Whatever it might be I just want to give a shout out to said person, and tell them they are awesome.
Moving on. As I was thinking about what I just wrote the girl sitting on the desk in front of me turned around and asked me if I could keep an eye on her things while she went to the restroom. I of course replied with my sweet smile and said sure. Once she skipped out of my sight this act got me thinking. I know I've been a thoughtful butterfly today. What exactly would I do if someone decided to steal her stuff in front of me? Would I tell them not to? What if they ran? I wasn't going chase after them, what would happen to my crap if it got left behind? Even if I did chase them what would I do once I caught them? Would I hit them? What if they hit me? Would I risk my life for a strange girls crappy PC? But then if I didn't chase after them what would I tell the girl once she came back from the restroom? I couldn't just leave because she would think I was the one who had stolen her stuff. Why god why had I agreed to such a responsibility? How much of an ass would I have been if I had said no?
I was having a bit of a panic attack
The girl came back, gave me a sweet smile said thanks, and then left.
I promised myself I would never take care of another persons crap for the rest of eternity. Funny enough this was about an hour ago, and as I am typing this I am looking over a girls super rad Mac Air. I've come up with a solution though. If someone does decide to steal the computer I am just going to lay on the library floor until she come back slaps me a little across the face, and then I'm going to deliver the performance of a life time and tell her I was brutally attacked.
Problem solved.
Anyways, I am suppose to be reading about public speaking. I hate it.
I was thinking about it today, and it dawned on me that every time I come to the library my desk is unoccupied. It got me thinking about my desks past. I know I'm going there. I wonder what happen to my desk previous occupant. This person might have already graduated, or might have been expelled for vandalizing school property. Whatever it might be I just want to give a shout out to said person, and tell them they are awesome.
Moving on. As I was thinking about what I just wrote the girl sitting on the desk in front of me turned around and asked me if I could keep an eye on her things while she went to the restroom. I of course replied with my sweet smile and said sure. Once she skipped out of my sight this act got me thinking. I know I've been a thoughtful butterfly today. What exactly would I do if someone decided to steal her stuff in front of me? Would I tell them not to? What if they ran? I wasn't going chase after them, what would happen to my crap if it got left behind? Even if I did chase them what would I do once I caught them? Would I hit them? What if they hit me? Would I risk my life for a strange girls crappy PC? But then if I didn't chase after them what would I tell the girl once she came back from the restroom? I couldn't just leave because she would think I was the one who had stolen her stuff. Why god why had I agreed to such a responsibility? How much of an ass would I have been if I had said no?
I was having a bit of a panic attack
The girl came back, gave me a sweet smile said thanks, and then left.
I promised myself I would never take care of another persons crap for the rest of eternity. Funny enough this was about an hour ago, and as I am typing this I am looking over a girls super rad Mac Air. I've come up with a solution though. If someone does decide to steal the computer I am just going to lay on the library floor until she come back slaps me a little across the face, and then I'm going to deliver the performance of a life time and tell her I was brutally attacked.
Problem solved.
Anyways, I am suppose to be reading about public speaking. I hate it.
Friday, June 13, 2008
Express my ass
So I broke my glasses…I know! My mother already gave me this whole speech on how I should be more careful and how everything should be put in a safe place. Personally I believe that I should just not after sitting on my glasses try to get them from under me without moving, I know! That was my bad! Any who so I went to Eye Mart Express because that’s where I bought them (and by “I” I mean my parents) so I get there and the place is packed, which just clarified any doubts I might have had on the whole creation vs. evolution debate because seriously if we are suppose to be ‘evolving’ how the hell can our vision be so shitty. Which also makes me think God has a really weird sense of humor with the whole making the world blind (well not really completely blind.) So anyways I get there and the place is packed so I walked in, signed in, and went to sit down so I could stare at myself on one of their super dirty mirrors. About 20 minutes passed and only one of the millions of people who were there had been helped, so I decided to stop staring at myself on the mirror and walk to the front desk to see why they were taking so long. The thing was that when I stood up I had like half of the millions of people staring at me, I’m not sure why, but I have a feeling that it had something to do with the 20 min straight I had spent staring at my own reflection. When I got up I felt a couple of eyes on me so I got super nervous and was unable to go make the eye mart express people hurry up, so I just switched seat which I’m pretty sure gave all the amount of evidence for those staring at me to be completely convinced that I was weird. About another 20 minutes went by and I was still sitting there (no longer looking at myself on the mirror) and finally they called my name, and like always did this weird face before attempting to say my name.
Here is our conversation:
Eye Mart Woman: Zarina Guerrero? (Insert a weird face here)
Me: Present!
Eye Mart Woman: (Gave me a weird smile, I’m pretty sure she hated me from there on)
How can I help you?
Me: I kind of broke my glasses. (I hand her the glasses)
Eye Mart Woman: (Looks at the glasses, looks up at me) We can’t fix them…
Me: I would try Oculus Reperum…
Eye Mart Woman: (A weird look, with a questioning smile)
Me: Harry Potter…
Eye Mart Woman: (laughs a little) Do you have a warranty?
Me: I think so…
Eye Mart Woman: What was your last name?
Me: Guerrero
Eye Mart Woman: (Comes back with my file) You do, let me go get you the frame.
Me: Oh no! I got it…Accio Frame!
Eye Mart Woman: (Wanting to get rid of me practically runs to get the frame)
After changing the lenses from one broken frame to the new one…
Eye Mart Woman: Here you go Miss Guerrero, try them on please.
Me: ( I put them on) Cool. Thanks I appreciate it.
Eye Mart Woman: No problem. Now if you could please sign the quill. (Smiles super big)
Me: (Smile my brilliant smile) No problem.
I love eye mart express, because they love Harry Potter.
I know this was a waste of your time, but I seriously don’t care…I just want you to know that I spent a trillion hours at eye mart express because glasses aren’t suppose to be left on couches for the asses to squished them.
That the lesson I learned this week.
I’ll leave you with this:
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
Here is our conversation:
Eye Mart Woman: Zarina Guerrero? (Insert a weird face here)
Me: Present!
Eye Mart Woman: (Gave me a weird smile, I’m pretty sure she hated me from there on)
How can I help you?
Me: I kind of broke my glasses. (I hand her the glasses)
Eye Mart Woman: (Looks at the glasses, looks up at me) We can’t fix them…
Me: I would try Oculus Reperum…
Eye Mart Woman: (A weird look, with a questioning smile)
Me: Harry Potter…
Eye Mart Woman: (laughs a little) Do you have a warranty?
Me: I think so…
Eye Mart Woman: What was your last name?
Me: Guerrero
Eye Mart Woman: (Comes back with my file) You do, let me go get you the frame.
Me: Oh no! I got it…Accio Frame!
Eye Mart Woman: (Wanting to get rid of me practically runs to get the frame)
After changing the lenses from one broken frame to the new one…
Eye Mart Woman: Here you go Miss Guerrero, try them on please.
Me: ( I put them on) Cool. Thanks I appreciate it.
Eye Mart Woman: No problem. Now if you could please sign the quill. (Smiles super big)
Me: (Smile my brilliant smile) No problem.
I love eye mart express, because they love Harry Potter.
I know this was a waste of your time, but I seriously don’t care…I just want you to know that I spent a trillion hours at eye mart express because glasses aren’t suppose to be left on couches for the asses to squished them.
That the lesson I learned this week.
I’ll leave you with this:
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
I will never speak about the seven deadly sins again!!
i'm finished...
finally...
i over did it though, i needed 5 sources and i used 15. it was suppose to be a 5 page paper but i wrote 7...
why not go out with a bang! last paper for a couple of months might as well enjoy it...
anywho, i should probably get some sleep. i need to study tomorrow for history.
have a good night kids...
finally...
i over did it though, i needed 5 sources and i used 15. it was suppose to be a 5 page paper but i wrote 7...
why not go out with a bang! last paper for a couple of months might as well enjoy it...
anywho, i should probably get some sleep. i need to study tomorrow for history.
have a good night kids...
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Oscar Wilde is sick
Ok so i'm in the process of writing my seven deadly sins essay, which i had already mention on a post bellow...
so i'm looking for quotes right, cuz im that kind of person who always starts her essays with the oh so typical:
"William James once said '....'" or "J.K. Rowling once said '...'" etc
i'm also the kind of person who wears sweater vests, but that's neither here nor there...
so i google "quotes on sin" and i got like a trillion hits, but i just go to the first option (which by the way i have recently found out how people make their websites be the first on the list) and among the first ones up pops WIlde...
now here me out, of course i heard and even read some material by oscar wilde (i was jack when reading the importance of being ernest out loud in my senior english class for god sakes! yeah i dont know why i ended up being a guy, but whatever i was the best fucking jack ever.) i remember the importance of being ernest being hilarious, but i dont think i payed much attention.
This guy was brilliant!
i'll just write some of his quotes i found the coolest...
“Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.”
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”
“If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
“The heart was made to be broken”
"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. "
etc...
he is brilliant look him up. i know what im getting next time i go to barns and noble...
anyway...
peace
so i'm looking for quotes right, cuz im that kind of person who always starts her essays with the oh so typical:
"William James once said '....'" or "J.K. Rowling once said '...'" etc
i'm also the kind of person who wears sweater vests, but that's neither here nor there...
so i google "quotes on sin" and i got like a trillion hits, but i just go to the first option (which by the way i have recently found out how people make their websites be the first on the list) and among the first ones up pops WIlde...
now here me out, of course i heard and even read some material by oscar wilde (i was jack when reading the importance of being ernest out loud in my senior english class for god sakes! yeah i dont know why i ended up being a guy, but whatever i was the best fucking jack ever.) i remember the importance of being ernest being hilarious, but i dont think i payed much attention.
This guy was brilliant!
i'll just write some of his quotes i found the coolest...
“Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.”
“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”
“If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
“The heart was made to be broken”
"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. "
etc...
he is brilliant look him up. i know what im getting next time i go to barns and noble...
anyway...
peace
Talking about the greenhouse effect
I have my astronomy final in an hour...
just some fun facts:
the greenhouse effect occurs in venus, earth and mars.
venus has the highest albedo in our solar system (which is the milky way)
the myth of martians first came into excistence in the late 1800s and early 1900s because of channels seen on mars surface. Lowell and Schiaperelli were the ones who saw them, it turned out to be an optical illusion.
there are 3 places in the solar system where volcanic activity takes place: venus, earth and io (jupiter's satellite)
the oblateness of a planet is the meassure of how much the 3d shape of a planet departs from a perfect sphere.
mars' satellites are called phobos and deimos.
ganymede is the largest satellite in the solar system.
mercury lacks an atmoshpere. making it super hot by day and super cold at night.
neptunes rings are called adam's ring, leverrier ring and galle ring.
the center of all jovian planets are made of solid terrestrial core.
etc....
i swear if i dont pass this test, i will give up on life...
anyways i'll leave you with this:
if you're not to long, i will wait for you my entire life
just some fun facts:
the greenhouse effect occurs in venus, earth and mars.
venus has the highest albedo in our solar system (which is the milky way)
the myth of martians first came into excistence in the late 1800s and early 1900s because of channels seen on mars surface. Lowell and Schiaperelli were the ones who saw them, it turned out to be an optical illusion.
there are 3 places in the solar system where volcanic activity takes place: venus, earth and io (jupiter's satellite)
the oblateness of a planet is the meassure of how much the 3d shape of a planet departs from a perfect sphere.
mars' satellites are called phobos and deimos.
ganymede is the largest satellite in the solar system.
mercury lacks an atmoshpere. making it super hot by day and super cold at night.
neptunes rings are called adam's ring, leverrier ring and galle ring.
the center of all jovian planets are made of solid terrestrial core.
etc....
i swear if i dont pass this test, i will give up on life...
anyways i'll leave you with this:
if you're not to long, i will wait for you my entire life
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